1. General Disclaimer
Whacky Calculators is for entertainment and informational purposes only. The calculators, results, and content on this website are provided "as is" without any warranties of any kind, either expressed or implied.
While we strive for accuracy and base our calculations on real data and statistics where possible, the results should not be used as the sole basis for making important life decisions.
2. Not Professional Advice
The information provided by Whacky Calculators does not constitute:
- Medical Advice: Our health-related calculators (e.g., Nap Optimizer) are for entertainment only. Always consult a qualified healthcare professional for medical advice.
- Financial Advice: Our financial calculators (e.g., Worth It Calculator) are for informational purposes only. Consult a licensed financial advisor for investment decisions.
- Legal Advice: Nothing on this site constitutes legal advice. Consult an attorney for legal matters.
- Professional Guidance: For any serious decisions affecting your health, finances, safety, or well-being, always seek qualified professional advice.
3. Accuracy and Reliability
While we make every effort to ensure our calculations are based on accurate data and sound methodology:
- Results may vary based on the information you provide
- Statistics and data sources may become outdated
- Calculations are simplified representations of complex topics
- Individual circumstances may differ significantly from statistical averages
- Some calculators use humor and exaggeration for entertainment value
Do not rely solely on our calculators for important decisions.
4. Entertainment Purpose
Many of our calculators are designed to be fun, whimsical, and thought-provoking. Examples include:
- Duck-Sized Horse Weight Calculator - Pure entertainment!
- Heat Death of Universe Calculator - Existential fun, not serious cosmology advice
- Stairs Shame Calculator - Humorous take on everyday decisions
These are meant to spark curiosity, generate laughs, and provide interesting perspectives—not to guide serious life choices.
5. User Responsibility
By using Whacky Calculators, you acknowledge that:
- You are responsible for evaluating the accuracy and usefulness of any information or results
- You will not rely solely on our calculators for important decisions
- You understand these calculators are primarily for entertainment
- You will seek professional advice when needed
- Your use of the site is at your own risk
6. No Warranties
Whacky Calculators makes no warranties or representations about:
- The accuracy, reliability, or completeness of any content
- The suitability of the calculators for any particular purpose
- That the site will be error-free or uninterrupted
- That defects will be corrected
- That the site is free of viruses or harmful components
7. Limitation of Liability
To the fullest extent permitted by law, Whacky Calculators and its creators shall not be liable for any:
- Direct, indirect, incidental, or consequential damages
- Loss of profits, data, or business opportunities
- Damages arising from reliance on information from this site
- Damages resulting from decisions made based on calculator results
8. External Links
Our website may contain links to external websites. We are not responsible for:
- The content, accuracy, or opinions expressed on external sites
- The privacy practices of linked sites
- Any damages or losses caused by external sites
Inclusion of any links does not imply our endorsement of the external site.
9. Statistical Data
Many calculators use statistical data and population averages. Remember:
- Statistics represent averages, not individuals
- Your personal situation may differ significantly
- Data sources may have limitations or biases
- Correlation does not imply causation
- Results are estimates, not guarantees
10. Use Common Sense
We encourage users to:
- ✅ Have fun and enjoy the calculators!
- ✅ Learn interesting facts and perspectives
- ✅ Share results with friends for entertainment
- ✅ Think critically about the results
- ❌ Don't make major life decisions based solely on our calculators
- ❌ Don't use results to diagnose health conditions
- ❌ Don't use results for legal or financial decisions
11. Changes to This Disclaimer
We may update this Disclaimer from time to time. Changes will be posted on this page with an updated "Last Updated" date. Continued use of the site after changes constitutes acceptance of the updated Disclaimer.
12. Questions?
If you have questions about this Disclaimer or any of our calculators, please contact us at: hello@whackycalculators.com
Remember: We're here for fun, curiosity, and entertainment. For serious matters, always consult qualified professionals! 🎪🔢